Thursday, June 24, 2010

I work at a day camp... and kids are too funny

I will call my group the Hummingbirds for the purpose of this. They are all 4 or 5 years old.

Me: Hummingbirds, time to line up!
Teddy: I'm not a hummingbird, I'm a person.
Me: But you are in the hummingbird group.
Teddy: Why?
Another time he told another teacher that he is a teddy, not a hummingbird.

The teacher taking attendance: Is Christian here?
He points to a student named Reuben.

Teacher: Are you Christian?
Reuben: No, I'm Jewish.
All the teacher start laughing.

Me: Do your mother's take you swimming in the pools or the ocean sometimes?
Gabriel: Well...Well.... I think the ocean is too dangerous for children.


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